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by Bonnie Dee
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Bonnie: Since becoming a zombie what are your feelings on the freedom inherent in a life devoid of societal constraints?
As a flesh-feeding, primitive being, do you feel liberated?
Zombie: *
BD: Moving on.
I see from your T-shirt that you were an Ohio State fan. Is that university your alma mater as well?
Can you tell me a little about your pre-zombie life?
Zombie: Grr.
Snort.
BD: (aside to guard) The bolts fastening those chains are secure, right? I thought I saw a little movement when she lunged just then.
(back to zombie) All right. One more question.
Remorse—do you experience any guilt at the lives you’ve taken?
Zombie: Grrr.
Roar.
Sound of snapping chain link.
BD: Aaaaarggh.
Gurgle.
*
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Interview with a Zombie by Bonnie Dee
Based on character from After the End. © 2009. All rights reserved.
by Bonnie Dee
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