Friday, September 3, 2010

Unicorns in Bruges

While in Bruges last week here on vvb32 reads, we encountered many unicorns...

Freda saw the one above.

E(D)U saw this one...

Catarina saw this one...

Carlos saw this one

Darlyn saw this one...

Joana saw this one...

MarySew saw many but here's one...

Linda saw this one...

Midnight Cowgirl saw this one...

Chas saw this one...

Antonia saw this one...

Gonçalo saw this one...

Susana saw this one...

Aik saw this one...

*** Unicorn Giveaway ***

Win Unicorn Wishes Mix & Match Stationery

Open to all.

Offer ends: September 30, 2010

TO DO (2-parts):

1. Sign guestbook (if you haven't already).

2. Tell me a Unicorn joke.


Contest has ended - winner is here


* Go vote for your team -- Zombies or Unicorns

=== September Zombies schedule of events ===


  1. What does a unicorn call its father?

    'Pop' corn!

  2. I am not participating on this one, but I think you will find more unicorn jokes than you would like, here:

  3. What do you call a unicorn without a horn?

    A horse! :D

    okay, that was lame. Nevermind.

  4. =) LOL!!

    I have no joke to share but wanted to say what a great selection of Uni pix everyone selected!=)

  5. A unicorn walks into a bar and sits down to order a drink. The bartender walks over and says " Hey, why the long face?"

  6. Unicorn Hunter

    Two hunters were in a lodge, making small talk. One of them asked the other, "So, what do you hunt?"
    He answered, "I hunt unicorns."

    The first hunter was startled, but said, "Really? How do you do that?"

    The other answered "I find a virgin and hire her to help me. The virgin sits around in the woods until a unicorn comes to her. When it does, it sets off a snare."

    The first hunter said "Boy, they must be hard to find. I've heard of them, but I've never seen one."

    The second hunter said "Yeah, and there aren't many unicorns around, either!"

  7. Signed the guestbook.

    Q. What do you call the best student at Unicorn school?
    A. The "A"corn.

  8. Signed the guestbook.

    Q. What do you get when a Unicorn is run over by a Mac truck?
    A. "Creamed" corn.

  9. Good jokes, and some truly beautiful artwork!

  10. Q: What is it called when one unicorn spies on another unicorn?

    A: Corn stalking.

    Q: What do you call someone who tells unicorn jokes?

    A: Corny.

  11. What is it called when you have a Unicorn for dinner? --


    already igned it and all that

    awesome pictures

  12. I honestly have never heard a unicorn joke. I suck! But I want that stationary. Badly.

  13. What awesome unicorn pictures! I actually have a puzzle of one of them. I do love me some unicorns!

    The joke thing is hard - I think that before today I'd never heard a unicorn joke. And besides, unicorns are majestic and wonderful and perfect - there shouldn't be jokes about them.

    But I'll try. Soooo, ummm. . .one that I totally stole from somewhere:
    What's it called when a unicorn goes all stalkerish?
    Corn stalking!

    Aaaaand, that was lame!

  14. The pictures are so lovely!

    Gosh I don't think I have ever heard of a Unicorn joke, but I found one!

    There was a mother unicorn and she had 3 baby unicorns.
    The first baby unicorn came and said "Mommy, why did you name me Daisy?" The mother replied "Because the day you were born, a daisy fell right on your forehead."
    She said "Ah thats sweet"
    She kissed her on the cheek and left.

    The next baby unicorn comes in and she said "Mommy, why did you name Rose?"
    The mother replied "Because the day you were born, a rose fell right on your forehead".
    She said "Ah thats sweet."
    She kissed her on the forehead and walked away.

    Then the third baby unicorn comes in and she was like "DERREDUBUDUBJEHDK" and the mom said "SHUT UP CINDERBLOCK!"

  15. What do you call a unicorn with no horn?


    A horse, duh :p


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