Friday, September 23, 2011

Zombie update from: Tennessee

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by The True Book Addict of Castle Macabre
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This is The True Book Addict reporting to you live from Nashville, Tennessee.

Tonight's breaking news...the zombocalypse has invaded Music City. The Dixie Chicks, who were turned recently when they were attacked by an angry mob of patriotic zombies, have stormed the Grand Ole Opry.

Early reports are that Carrie Underwood tried to fight them off with a mic stand, but was taken down by all three Chicks. When she screamed to Dolly Parton for help, she discovered that Parton had been a zombie in disguise all along.

The Opry was in complete pandemonium and there were not many survivors. Any survivors who did suffer a bite are being dispatched by local law enforcement.

This is a tragic day for Nashville.

It looks like the Dixie Chicks have finally got their revenge on country music.


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by The True Book Addict of Castle Macabre
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  1. LOL That's priceless!!! Always did wonder about Dolly ;D

  2. dixie chicks...*laughs butt off*

  3. I almost peed myself laughing, I think I just woke the whole house up with my giggling :)

  4. Noooooooo! Not Dolly! That is not fair! I love the word "zombocalypse!" It's not entered into my dictionary! ;)

    Melissa Caldwell

  5. Thanks everyone for commenting! Glad you enjoyed it. =O)

  6. Dolly zombie?
    I'm glad I never liked her!


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