by Heather of Gofita's Pages
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Savagery.
All around.
My neighbors no longer make brownies and green Jell-o with carrots.
Oh, no...it's all brains.
Sure they'll throw them in some brownie mix or green Jell-o now, but BRAINS! Really?
No longer do we have yummy strawberry/banana shakes....yup, you guessed it. Brain shakes with the occasional strawberry or banana.
I've gotta be vigilant; I am starting to get the strangest stares from the zombies...it's like I'm food or something. But no way would my brain be good in a shake, brownie or Jell-o!
I've got my shotgun (OK, it's a nerf gun), my zombie survival guide, and a few magazines. I'm sure this whole brain craze will just blow over. I hear it's like a cold or something and will just pass on...Oh, look! I see my neighbors shuffling over with some brownies. I'll just open my door and try one..."
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by Heather of Gofita's Pages
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by Diana Rowland
* header image source, jello brains
And brainzzzzz are like SO high in cholesteral ;D
ReplyDelete... My sister lives in Utah, and she HAS been acting strange of late :O
Brainsssss....I'm gonna need to get my hands on that white trash zombie book. Looks cool.
ReplyDeleteYes, it does get pretty crazy around with all these brownie brain eating jello making zombies!
ReplyDeleteDon't eat the brains I mean brownies!
ReplyDeleteThank goodness I'm on a diet, so no brains or brownies.
ReplyDeleteVery funny! On a serious note though, you really shouldn't let them in!
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