Sunday, September 25, 2011

Zombie update from: Mississippi


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by Marlene of Book Lover and Procrastinator
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The backwoods of Mississippi.

This is where I spend most of my time, now. That'll teach me to mock my survivalist neighbor for building a bomb shelter in his backyard.

Unfortunately, my neighbor was one of the first zombie victims, and I had to put him out of his misery with a shotgun blast to the head. Being a redneck woman, I know how to use a shotgun. This skill has come in quite handy, since the zombies appeared.

Unfortunately, there are thousands of them, so I'm holed up in my neighbor's bomb shelter with my cat and dog. I only hope the rest of my family survived.


There are enough supplies down here to last ages, but the boredom is getting to me.

My survivalist neighbor didn't foresee the need for reading materials, so I'm going to take my chances and venture outside.

Hopefully, I can make it back in one piece, if not I guess this is my last message.

Anybody finding this, know that I didn't go down without a fight, and I have a grenade vest so my brains won't get eaten.

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by Marlene of Book Lover and Procrastinator
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Redneck Zombies


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7 comments:

  1. Oooh, that's good, too!! I like the pic, and the idea of being stuck somewhere like in a bomb shelter ... although if I couldn't have books I'd almost prefer to end up as
    Z-jerky ;P

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  2. Ahaha, great post! She'll blow her brains up with the grenade bacause she needed to get some reading materials :) Fantastic!

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  3. Nothing to read? I'd take my chances against the zombies in that case as wel!

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  4. Who wouldn't put books in a bomb shelter, stupid survivalist.

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  5. Maybe he was going out for some and thats how he got turned into a zombie.

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  6. I'd definitely face the zombies to get books to read.

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  7. Yeah, I'm afraid I would have to take my chances and venture out too. Having nothing to read would be worse than getting eaten by zombies!

    Great post!

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