Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Monty Bunny

Monty Bunny

Wonderfully Wacky Whatsitland Race 2010
Participant who was a last-minute cancellation

Duty calls for Monty Bunny. He was not able to attend this year's race due to an incident with knights while he was guarding the Cave of Caerbannog.

excerpt of a conversation among knights from cave location (overheard by someone in the crowd):

They all turn, and see a large white RABBIT lollop a few yards out of the cave. Accompanied by a terrifying chord and jarring metallic monster noise.

Arthur: Where?

Tim: There.

Arthur: Behind the rabbit?

Tim: It is the rabbit.

Arthur: ...You silly sod.

Tim: What?

Arthur: You got us worked up.

Bedevere: You cretin!

Tim: That is not an ordinary rabbit... 'tis the most foul cruel and bad-tempered thing you ever set eyes on.

Robin: You tit. I soiled my armour I was so scared.

Tim: That rabbit's got a vicious streak. It's a killer.

Galahad: Get stuffed.

Tim: He'll do you up a treat mate.

Galahad: Oh yeah?

Robin: You mangy Scots git!

Tim: Look. I'm warning you.

Robin: What's he do? Nibble your bum?

Tim: Well, it's got huge... very sharp... it can jump a... look at the bones.

Arthur: Go on, Bors, chop its head off.

Bors: Right. Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew coming up.

Arthur: No look here, O Tim.

Tim: Look!

As TIM points they all spin round to see the RABBIT lean at BOR's throat with an appalling scream. From a distance of about twenty feet there is a tin opening noice, a cry from BORS. A quick CLOSE-UP of a savage RABBIT biting through tin and BOR's head flies off. The RABBIT leaps back to the mouth of the cave and sits there looking in the KNIGHTS' direction and growling menacingly.

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* image source killer bunny

* excerpt source: Monty Python's Second Film - A First Draft by Graham Chapman, Terry Jones, Terry Gilliam, Michael Palin, Eric Idle and John Cleese (page 72-73.

* image source vampire teeth

* part of Alice in Whatsitland (see schedule)


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1 comment:

  1. Hehehe! That's one of my favorite Monty Python bits ever!

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