The horde that had gathered had not always been a horde. It started as a smattering of zombies across the countryside. Most of the zombies had risen out of graveyards throughout England from the initial uprising and still sported their tattered and filthy funereal best.
The excitement and motion of the Pemberley event acted as a beacon to zombies in the area.
The problem was exacerbated as guests started to arrive from a variety of places by carriage, which set zombies into motion towards the estate.
Zombies, however, move extremely slowly and only just arrived after the gathering was well underway.
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I am fully trained both from the Chinese and Japanese masters...my ninjas are also waiting in the wings!
ReplyDeleteLady Godiva
Oh dear...
ReplyDelete-Lady Vee
Oh My.... I will be depending on your assistance Lady Godiva and that of your trained ninja force; alas my great parents foresaw no need in training a young lady in any form of self defence, that is what a husband is for is it not?; painting, tatting, and the pianoforte was where I was encouraged to hone my skills. [fanning self while laying down on a chaise lounge].
ReplyDeleteLady Elizabeth
Yes, Lady Elizabeth. We shall stand behind Lady Godiva. Perhaps her peacock wrestling skills will come into play.
ReplyDelete-Lady Vee
Oh I'm lucky, I'm even slower than the zombies!
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