Stop running.
Resistance is futile (wait that's a Star Trek saying)
Anyway, ahhhhhhh. urghhhhhh. unhhhhhh.
You've run into a dead end and my fellow zombie book bloggers and I have caught up to you despite our slow-going shuffling and moaning.
We have you cornered and one of us has managed to "bite" you before you escaped.
OK, you've climbed over a chain link fence away from our grasping hands.
You're safe. But... not for long.
According to the zombie bite calculator, you've only got (whatever your calculated time is) before you are zombified.
Yeah, have your last meal.
Oops, times up.
You're now an unmentionable - living undead - (ahem) zombie.
Welcome to the Z world!
To satisfy those zombie urges, you are forced into the blogosphere to "infect" one or more bloggers.
To be cured of this zombification and to win a copy of The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection From The Living Dead by Max Brooks...
You must do the following:
1. "bite" a YA book blogger
How to bite:
- Visit one of these YA book bloggers
- Read one of their book review posts
(must be about books, because we are book zombies)
- Leave them a nice comment
- And tell them they have been "bitten by a book blogger zombie" and if they want to find a cure before turning into a zombie they should visit this link (provide link to this post so they know who is responsible for the zombie craziness)
2. Comment below and tell me who you bit
+1 per additional YA book bloggers bitten (up to a total of 3)
+1 tell me what kind of zombie you are:
feral - wild, unable to control your eating habit
low functioning - like a drone, slow moving can control eating urge-somewhat
high functioning - can almost pass as human
Open to all.
Offer ends: September 5, 2009.
Now, go.
Go and feast on YA book bloggers.
Oh yeah, just bite... no brainsssssss.
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Contest has ended - winner is here
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Have you been bitten by a book blogger zombie?
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If you have been bitten by a book blogger zombie and seeking the cure, you've come to the right place.
Simply comment below with who "bit" you and you'll be eligible to win one of the YA zombie books highlighted during September Zombies appreciation week:
Generation Dead by Daniel Waters
Kiss of Life by Daniel Waters
Forest of Hands and Teeth by Carrie Ryan
Never Slow Dance With A Zombie by E. Van Lowe
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies by Jane Austen and Seth Grahame-Smith
Your Are So Undead To Me by Stacey Jay
Zombie Blondes by Brian James
Zombie Queen of Newbury High by Amanda Ashby
Yes, it's that simple. Just comment below informing me who "bit" you. And while you're here, why not check out the other zombie reviews and giveaways on this blog or at the September Zombies week events blog here.
BUT, you can also choose to partake in the first giveaway offer above and be transformed into a book blogger zombie. This means you'd have to go out and "bite" a YA book blogger per instructions above.
The choice is yours. But hurry, times up on September 5, 2009.
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Contest has ended - winner is here
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*image source: Blog of the Living Dead
** yup, there are two giveaway offers in this post - it's zombie madness!
***yup, you can go totally zombie on me and enter both!
