Saturday, February 6, 2010

Zombies on Your Lawn

Zombies on Your Lawn

There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
There's a zombie on your lawn
We don't want zombies on the lawn

I know your type: tall, dark, and dead
You want to bite all the petals off of my head
And then eat the brains of
the one who planted me here

I'm just a sunflower but see
me power an entire infantry
You like the taste of brains
we don't like zombies

I used to play football
Road cones protect my head
I have a screen-door shield
We are the undead

(repeat chorus)

Maybe it's time to reevaluate
I know you have a lot of food on your plate
Brains are quite rich in cholesterol

You're dead so it doesn't matter,
Instead we'll use this solar power
to make a lawn defense at any hour

I like your tricycle
There's butter on my head
I'm gonna eat your brains

(repeat chorus)

Japanese version:
Go listen to the Japanese talkin' zombies!
so cute!

* this earworm got into my head this week
* first heard this on Fishmuffins of Doom

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