Lord Swineberg the 3rd
Lord Swineberg the 3rd has come to the ball in search for the zombie that killed his servants while they were on the way to the market.
He knows it's someone at the ball as he found the invitation to the ball with the corpses.
Bit o'sip sip gossip...
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* image source suit for Lord Swineberg the 3rd aka Sullivan McPig
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Unbearable! Pray, do not become a nuisance at this ball with your unfathomable ramblings.
ReplyDeleteA nuisance!? Me? It's that dreadful creature that killed my servants that's a nuisance. Do you now how difficult it is to get dressed properly for a ball when there's no manservant to help with tying your cravat?
ReplyDeleteI offer the dear Lord Swineberg my deepest sympathies on the unexpected loss of his servitors. But, I must beg to inquire, is there any chance that the manservant might yet be salvageable *post-mortem*, to put it delicately?? Even *half* a manservant is better than none at all.
ReplyDeleteNot when he's oozing gore over my freshly laundered shirts and cravats. But I might be able to put him to work in the stables.
ReplyDeleteChe cosa? That explains the ta-do in the dining room earlier. You must remove the creature, per favor. Andante!
ReplyDeleteOh, goodness! I can't conceive of such a thing. However, Mr. Collins looks a might ghoulish.
ReplyDeleteLady Margaret
I am the zombie queen - I spread the marvelous plague every which way I go!
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