A Cruel (Adult) Spoof
by Aaron Ximm
illustrated by Kaveh Soofi
Description from the amazon:
A macabre mash-up of the children’s classic Pat the Bunny and the present-day zombie phenomenon, with the tactile features of the original book revoltingly re-imagined for an adult audience.
In the hemorrhagic vein of other zombie parodies, Pat the Zombie presents trusting toddler Judy playing peek-a-boo with a putrefying Paul. Grownup fans of Pat the Bunny (seven million of them) will find their favorite touch-and-feel features disturbingly re-created: Judy reaches for Zombie’s decaying jaw instead of daddy’s cheek; Paul caresses Mummy’s empty eye socket instead of her wedding ring. Ximm’s twisted wit, Soofi’s sick artistic sensibility, and clever packaging that mimics the original book will bring the undead lurchingly to life in this camp popculture romp.
PeekAbook:
Open to all.
Offer ends: when i get 50 entries
so spread the word and tell a friend about this super cute giveaway
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TO DO:
Tell me which part of the zombie bunny you would pat?
a) long ears that hang low (partially chewed on)
b) jelly belly (full of brain parts)
c) lucky rabbit's foot (blood-stained)
d) fluffy tail (well, not so fluffy now...)
AND, leave your email (if I don't already have it)
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I would choose C!
ReplyDeleteI would choose the a (long ears that hang low)
ReplyDeleteGreat question.
Thanks for the giveaway!!!
Fluffy Tail!! hehe
ReplyDeletenatashajennex(at)gmail.com
Not entering, but it does crack me up :)
ReplyDeleteLong ears ofcourse!
ReplyDeleteIt would have to be the jelly belly.
ReplyDeleteOh my. I now need to find and examine that book. I would choose patting the rabbit's foot. Gingerly, of course.
ReplyDeletelovelydomesticdiva (at) gmail (dot) com
The not so fluffy tail!
ReplyDeletecla37619 at gmail dot com
The ears!
ReplyDeleteaimeelavalle@gmail.com
The ears because floppy eared bunnies are the cutest!
ReplyDeletetitania86[at]yahoo.com
I would pick the foot.
ReplyDeletemarlenebreakfield(at)yahoo(dot)com
Hmmmm.... thats a toughie.... jelly belly :)
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ReplyDeletea) long ears that hang low (partially chewed on)
ReplyDeleteaikychien at yahoo dot com
d)fluffy tail
ReplyDeletepetra_socaciu(at)yahoo.com
b) jelly belly (full of brain parts)
ReplyDeletecatarina(dot)magoito(at)gmail(dot)com
b) jelly belly (full of brain parts)
ReplyDeleteagcestrela AT gmail DOT com
Definitely going for d) fluffy tail (well, not so fluffy now...)
ReplyDeletenamomma@hotmail.com
Id have to say ears! great contest cant wait for your zombie event
ReplyDeletekai charles
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Jelly Belly. :3
ReplyDeleteGian Faye
mynameisgianfaye *at* gmail *dot* com
I'd pat it's jelly belly (full of brain parts. I'm less likely to get gooey that way! LOL
ReplyDeleteswaggirl01 at gmail dot com
c) lucky rabbit's foot (blood-stained)
ReplyDeleted) not so fluffy tail!
ReplyDeleteclderwee at gmail dot com
I would have to go with the ears!
ReplyDeleteI would pat his lucky rabbit's foot; maybe then I'd be lucky enough that he wouldn't eat me!
ReplyDeletemearnold115@yahoo.com
Scary bunny!!omgoodness..kickass book!!
ReplyDeleteI would have to pat his chewed ears ):
cyclona66 at aol dot com
LOVE the cover! LOL
ReplyDeleteOh, I would totally pat his fluffy, bloody tail! :P
cris_mv@hotmail.com
What a lovely flesh-eating bunny zombie! :)
ReplyDeleteI can't help but pat his jelly belly! LMAO (being careful not to lose a hand.)
kah_cherub@hotmail.com
Okay, that trailer seriously freaked me out.
ReplyDeleteNone of the options sound particularly nice, but I would go with A.
k_anon[at]hotmail[dot]co[dot]uk
c) luck rabbits foot.
ReplyDeletejessicamariesutton@msn.com
I would choose the Jelly Belly.
ReplyDeletethe imagine tree at aol dot com
I choose Jelly Belly.
ReplyDeletedl(dot)love(dot)freedom(at)gmail(dot)com
b) jelly belly (full of brain parts)
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umm the belleh i wanna pat the belleh its cute and stuff
ReplyDeletemortalsinn@yahoo.com
I would pet the long ears. Though if it's a zombie, do I really want to be touching it at all? Unless it's like Bunnicula the bunny vampire, and only attacks vegetables.
ReplyDeleteshinsgirl@yahoo.com
Gotta be the jelly belly! LOL, what a question!
ReplyDeleteheykiddego(at)gmail(dot)com
I've gotta go with the ears that are hanging low, as the least distasteful of the bunch!
ReplyDeletejwitt33 at live dot com
Jelly belly!
ReplyDeletemairhiamon at hotmail dot com
Totally would pet the fluffy tail!
ReplyDeleteninjabunnyz@hotmail.com
I would choose D - the no longer so fluffy tail!
ReplyDeletetlabunski at gmail
I would chose D!! I bought this for a friend for her graduation present from nursing school!! :)
ReplyDeleteshannonjean14(at)gmail(dot)com
lucky rabbit's foot (blood-stained)
ReplyDeleteLisa :)
lgrissinger2003@yahoo.com
I would choose a.
ReplyDeletemonsterama2000@aol.com
Ears! :)
ReplyDeletebooks (dot) things (at) yahoo (dot) com
Oh it would have to be the foot, yes definitely the foot; just in case it falls off then I could keep it for luck :) Thank you for the fun giveaway!
ReplyDeletedz59001[at]gmail[dot]com
a) long ears that hang low (partially chewed on)
ReplyDeletewould be my choice.
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alterlisa AT yahoo DOT com
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a)long ears that hang low (partially chewed on)
ReplyDeleteruby95660@yahoo.com
d) not quite fluffy tail.
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bookloon at gmail dot com
d) fluffy tail (not so fluffy )
ReplyDeletedekad1(at)hotmail(dot)com
Definitely answer D! LOL
ReplyDeletehippiesbeautyandbooksohmy@gmail.com
pet him on his jelly belly (b)! No matter what's in there, I love animals' bellies (ask my cats, they hate me for it!)
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