A Field Guide to MAGIC
by Rachel Dickinson, Timothy Crawford, Paul Kepple
This guide for and about witches will help to dispel any misinformation about these paranormal beings. Included is information on how to determine if you or someone you know is a witch, tips on how to become a successful witch, a section on the necessary witching tools, concocting spells and potions, and much, much more.
Win a copy of this book!
Open to all.
Offer ends: November 13, 2011
TO DO:
TELL me a WITCH joke.
AND, leave your email (if I don't already have it)
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Contest has ended - winner is here
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What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
ReplyDeletespelling
Q: Why do witches wear name tags?
ReplyDeleteA: So, they would know which witch is which!
here's my joke:
ReplyDeleteWhy was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn’t spell properly.
haha :p
punkme15 at gmail dot com
Q: What do you call a motorbike that belongs to a witch?
ReplyDeleteA: A brrrooooommmm stick
giota22@msn.com
LOL Good jokes! :D
ReplyDeleteQ: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
ReplyDeleteA: A sand-witch.
melvautour(at)hotmail(dot)com
This book sounds awesome. I don't know any witch jokes so ... this one is borrowed.
ReplyDeleteWhat do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service
dorcontest at gmail dot com
Q: What do witches put on their hair – A: Scare spray
ReplyDeletemarypres(AT)gmail(DOT)com
okay here's one:
ReplyDeleteWhy do witches ride brooms?
Cause vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of
the cord!
(yes I stole that one, the only one I knew otherwise without any help was the one about what do you call a witch that lives at the beach, and somebody already used that one!)
Thanks for the giveaway!
Thank you for the lovely giveaway opportunity. I would love to read The Witch's Handbook. I did not know a joke and usually mine fall flat anyway (I always think I am funnier than anyone else does) so I looked up a joke and thought this was cute.
ReplyDeleteQ: How does the witch know what time it is?
A: She looks at her witch-watch.
dz59001[at]gmail[dot]com
I have this and I love it!
ReplyDeleteOne witch said to another witch "Can I borrow the wart? I have a hot date tonight."
ReplyDeletelame yes? I just came up with it right now booya
Pabkins @ Mission to Read
What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service.
ReplyDeleteteressaoliver at gmail dot com
One of the witch's coven gave birth to twins. The problem arose when the other witches could not tell which witch was witch.
ReplyDeletewickedcrochet@gmail.com
Why did the witch put her broom in the wash?
ReplyDeleteAnswer:She wanted a clean sweep!
kimyunalesca(at)yahoo(dot)com
What do you call a Witch who drives badly?
ReplyDeleteA road Hag!
Rinni @ Rinni'sPlayground
What does a witch get if she is a poor traveller ? Broom sick !
ReplyDeleteThank you for the chance to win!
methom@earthlink.net
What do witches put on there hair? ... Scare spray...many thanks. keohankerry634@gmail.com
ReplyDeleteQ: What noise does a witch's breakfast cereal make ?
ReplyDeleteA: Snap, cackle and pop !:)
Thanks for the giveaway!
sarah.setar@gmail.com