Friday, October 14, 2011

Giveaway: The Witch's Handbook

The Witch's Handbook:
A Field Guide to MAGIC
by Rachel Dickinson, Timothy Crawford, Paul Kepple

This guide for and about witches will help to dispel any misinformation about these paranormal beings. Included is information on how to determine if you or someone you know is a witch, tips on how to become a successful witch, a section on the necessary witching tools, concocting spells and potions, and much, much more.

--~ Book Giveaway ~--

Win a copy of this book!

Open to all.

Offer ends: November 13, 2011

TO DO:

TELL me a WITCH joke.

AND, leave your email (if I don't already have it)

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Contest has ended - winner is here

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19 comments:

  1. What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
    spelling

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  2. Q: Why do witches wear name tags?
    A: So, they would know which witch is which!

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  3. here's my joke:

    Why was the student witch so bad at essays? Because she couldn’t spell properly.

    haha :p

    punkme15 at gmail dot com

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  4. Q: What do you call a motorbike that belongs to a witch?
    A: A brrrooooommmm stick


    giota22@msn.com

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  5. Q: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
    A: A sand-witch.

    melvautour(at)hotmail(dot)com

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  6. This book sounds awesome. I don't know any witch jokes so ... this one is borrowed.

    What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service

    dorcontest at gmail dot com

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  7. Q: What do witches put on their hair – A: Scare spray

    marypres(AT)gmail(DOT)com

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  8. okay here's one:


    Why do witches ride brooms?

    Cause vacuum cleaners get stuck at the end of
    the cord!

    (yes I stole that one, the only one I knew otherwise without any help was the one about what do you call a witch that lives at the beach, and somebody already used that one!)

    Thanks for the giveaway!

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  9. Thank you for the lovely giveaway opportunity. I would love to read The Witch's Handbook. I did not know a joke and usually mine fall flat anyway (I always think I am funnier than anyone else does) so I looked up a joke and thought this was cute.
    Q: How does the witch know what time it is?
    A: She looks at her witch-watch.

    dz59001[at]gmail[dot]com

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  10. One witch said to another witch "Can I borrow the wart? I have a hot date tonight."

    lame yes? I just came up with it right now booya
    Pabkins @ Mission to Read

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  11. What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service.
    teressaoliver at gmail dot com

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  12. One of the witch's coven gave birth to twins. The problem arose when the other witches could not tell which witch was witch.

    wickedcrochet@gmail.com

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  13. Why did the witch put her broom in the wash?
    Answer:She wanted a clean sweep!

    kimyunalesca(at)yahoo(dot)com

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  14. What do you call a Witch who drives badly?

    A road Hag!

    Rinni @ Rinni'sPlayground

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  15. What does a witch get if she is a poor traveller ? Broom sick !

    Thank you for the chance to win!
    methom@earthlink.net

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  16. What do witches put on there hair? ... Scare spray...many thanks. keohankerry634@gmail.com

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  17. Q: What noise does a witch's breakfast cereal make ?
    A: Snap, cackle and pop !:)

    Thanks for the giveaway!

    sarah.setar@gmail.com

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