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Monday, September 19, 2016

Braineater Jones by Stephen Kozeniewski

Braineater Jones
by Stephen Kozeniewski

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Published: 2013
Publisher: Red Adept Publishing
Genre: Horror, Mystery, Zombies
Paperback: 234 pages
Rating: 5

First sentence(s):
I woke up dead this morning.

Wait. What time is it? After midnight. Shit. It wasn't this morning. Better start over.

Braineater Jones wakes up face down in a swimming pool with no memory of his former life, how he died, or why he's now a zombie. With a smart-aleck severed head as a partner, Jones descends into the undead ghetto to solve his own murder.

But Jones's investigation is complicated by his crippling addiction to human flesh. Like all walking corpses, he discovers that only a stiff drink can soothe his cravings. Unfortunately, finding liquor during Prohibition is costly and dangerous. From his Mason jar, the cantankerous Old Man rules the only speakeasy in the city that caters to the postmortem crowd.

As the booze, blood, and clues coagulate, Jones gets closer to discovering the identity of his killer and the secrets behind the city's stranglehold on liquid spirits. Death couldn't stop him, but if the liquor dries up, the entire city will be plunged into an orgy of cannibalism.

Cracking this case is a tall order. Braineater Jones won't get out alive, but if he plays his cards right, he might manage to salvage the last scraps of his humanity.


My two-bits:

Got a kick out of reading this detective zombie story set in the 1930s. The historical elements of slang, characterization and booze creates a classic black and white noir mystery with a zombie twist.

The zombies in this story are of functioning non-gory type that live alongside humans including relations between (ahem).

The mystery solving moves along at a good clip with some funny and snarky moments.

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Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Guest post & Giveaway: Braineater Jones by Stephen Kozeniewski

Braineater Jones
by Stephen Kozeniewski
-Horror, Mystery, Zombie
Amazon | Goodreads

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Several of the characters from BRAINEATER JONES have secret origins which are so nutty I suspect most people would never be able to guess if I didn’t tell them. One of the most interesting is AlcibĂ©’s two-and-a-half-millennia journey from ancient Athenian warlord to severed head on Braineater’s desk. But I’ve already told that story elsewhere, so you’ll just have to suffer the never knowing. Or I guess you could look up that other guest post. Either way.

Almost as circuitous is the story of Ivan Skaron, one of Braineater’s early clients. Some of you may know that I recently published my fifth novel, HUNTER OF THE DEAD, about a showdown between vampires and vampire hunters in modern day Las Vegas. What you probably don’t know is that HUNTER OF THE DEAD began (un)life as a screenplay in 2003.

The movie version of “Queen of the Damned” had recently come out and while I enjoyed it for what it was, it made me realize that something that had been bothering me for a long time. Vampires on the silver screen bore almost zero resemblance to the folkloric monsters I had eagerly studied as a child. “Buffy” and “Angel” were also in full tilt at the time, and while they were compelling stories, the vampires just kind of hung out indoors during the daytime and they could even eat chicken wings if they felt like it for some reason.

Where were the coffins? The aspen stakes? The insatiable desire to count dropped objects? What about the soil of the homeland? The need to bury a vampire’s head at a crossroads? All those weird, wacky Old World myths and minutia?

Sure, even then I understood a vampire in almost any work of fiction is a metaphor. But didn’t that mean that writers were essentially leaving the folkloric vampyr on the table, unused? My answer was the “Hunter of the Dead” screenplay, which was chock full of obscure vampirana. And as a beer-swilling, college-aged American boy, basically every character in my screenplay was some kind of badass kill-happy Rambo-type dude.

And none were more badass or murder-happy than the Emperor of the Vampires himself…who I didn’t have a name for. But also at that time, being a huge fan of SyFy (then SciFi) Channel’s “Farscape” I decided to name him after the biggest, baddest-ass villains in the galaxy: the Scarrans. The vampire emperor was Russian, and being not very far removed from having read THE BROTHERS KARAMAZOV, I decided to name him after the eldest Karamazov brother as well. And thus was born Ivan Skaron. The little spelling change was so that nobody would ever notice I had cribbed from SciFi. Well, unless I happened to write about it in a blogpost someday. But I digress.

This may surprise you to learn (though probably not if you know anything about Hollywood) but studios are not exactly clamoring to accept a spec script from an unknown, unconnected college student. And so “Hunter of the Dead” was shelved for almost thirteen years, before finally finding new life as a novel in 2016.

And wouldn’t you know it, but the novel HUNTER OF THE DEAD does not feature an Ivan Skaron character. It does feature a similar character – now an empress – called Lily Luchesi, who fulfilled all of Ivan Skaron’s functions from the screenplay. So why the change? Well, two reasons.

First of all, I’m thirteen years older now, and I like to think my writing has evolved somewhat, and not every character needs to go “boom boom, pow, I beat you up!” Some can even have depth now. Some can even be (gasp!) women!

Second of all, Ivan Skaron had been repurposed and found new life in 2013 as a character in BRAINEATER JONES. The character was similar in personality and behavior, but instead of being a vampiric overlord he had become an academic with a dark secret life. But to find out any more than that, I’m afraid you’ll have to read the book. :)

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OTHER books from Stephen:


Billy and the Cloneasaurus | Amazon | Goodreads
Brave New Girls: Tales of Girls and Gadgets | Amazon | Goodreads
Every Kingdom Divided | Amazon | Goodreads



Fat Zombie: Stories of Unlikely Survivors from the Apocalypse | Amazon | Goodreads
The Ghoul Archipelago | Amazon | Goodreads
Hunter of the Dead | Amazon | Goodreads



At Hell's Gates (vol. 1) | Amazon | Goodreads
At Hell's Gates: Origins of Evil (vol. 2) | Amazon | Goodreads
At Hell's Gates: Bound By Blood (vol. 3) | Amazon | Goodreads


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* part of September Zombies (schedule)

Saturday, June 4, 2016

Stacking the Shelves - 6.4.16

Stacking the Shelves - 6.4.16
Stacking the Shelves
hosted by Tynga's Reviews (details)

Stacking The Shelves is all about sharing the books you are adding to your shelves, may it be physical or virtual. This means you can include books you buy in physical store or online, books you borrow from friends or the library, review books, gifts and of course ebooks!

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Bought:

My Holiday in North Korea:
The Funniest/Worst Place on Earth
by Wendy E. Simmons
-Memoir, Travel, North Korea
Amazon | Goodreads


=====> Book Passage, Corte Madera, hosted a visit from author, Wendy Simmons featuring her latest novel. It was interesting to learn that propaganda "staged" tours are what is available now if you were to take a trip to North Korea. Also, there is a lack of proper plumbing and electricity in most places.


Shrill:
Notes from a Loud Woman
by Lindy West
-Feminism, Humor, Memoir
Amazon | Goodreads


=====> Book Passage, Corte Madera, hosted a visit from author, Lindy West featuring her latest novel. Lots of laughing moments at this event. Lindy's current favorite book is Sex Object: A Memoir by Jessica Valenti which will be released June 7, 2016.


For Review:

Braineater Jones
by Stephen Kozeniewski
-Horror, Mystery, Zombie
courtesy of author -Thanks!
Amazon | Goodreads


From BEA:

Before I get into the book presentation of the BEA haul, I wanted to thank Whitley of Reading with a Vengeance and Octavia of Read Sleep Repeat for hosting the Book Blogger Dinner Party in Chicago. I had a great time and even won a raffle prize :-)

Also, was thrilled to meet BookSparks face-to-face (here).

GOT some YA...

Blood for Blood by Ryan Graudin
-YA, Historical | Amazon | Goodreads

Caraval by Stephanie Garber
-YA, Fantasy | Amazon | Goodreads

Love and First Sight by Josh Sundquist
-YA, Contemporary | Amazon | Goodreads

GOT some Historical...

Karolina's Twins by Ronald H. Balson
-Historical, WWII, Poland | Amazon | Goodreads

Mischling by Affinity Konar
-Historical, WWII | Amazon | Goodreads

A Deadly Affection by Cuyler Overholt
-Historical, Mystery | Amazon | Goodreads

GOT some Romance...


A Portrait of Emily Price by Katherine Reay
-Romance, Christian | Amazon | Goodreads

Frederica by Georgette Heyer
-Romance, Regency | Amazon | Goodreads

Sweetest Scoundrel by Elizabeth Hoyt
-Romance, Regency | Amazon | Goodreads


AND watched: on Netflix

The Interview (2014)
Directors: Evan Goldberg, Seth Rogen
Screenplay: Dan Sterling
Story: Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Dan Sterling
Starring: James Franco, Seth Rogen, Randall Park
-Comedy, North Korea | imdb | my rating: 5

Dave Skylark and producer Aaron Rapoport run the celebrity tabloid show "Skylark Tonight." When they land an interview with a surprise fan, North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un, they are recruited by the CIA to turn their trip to Pyongyang into an assassination mission.

=====> The humor is spot on for this topic. Lots of laughs, but got the underlying messages.

What a treat it was to see Lizzy Caplan in this as I had just finished watching Masters of Sex season 2.

AND binge watched: DVD

Masters of Sex
tv series, Season 2
Based on book: Masters of Sex: The Life and Times of William Masters and Virginia Johnson,
the Couple Who Taught America How to Love by Thomas Maier
Starring: Michael Sheen, Lizzy Caplan
-Drama | imdb | my rating: 5

Drama about the pioneers of the science of human sexuality whose research touched off the sexual revolution.

=====> I love this series for the late 50s to 60s fashion style captured in this period piece. The topic and how both Masters and Johnson handled it along with their private lives also makes this a fascinating series. I think Mad Men fans will like this one.

Currently flipping through: from the library

Game of Scones:
All Men Must Dine
by Jammy Lannister
-Humor, Cookbook
Amazon | Goodreads

=====> The recipe for Tyrion Shortbread is a hoot. But looks tasty. Got a kick out of looking at the pictures as most of them are morbid.

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