by tbolt86
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TODAY's shirt woot special is one to tickle Jane Austen fans.
Shirt description:
Simpler times.
1st Place in Derby #369: Literary Classics as Video Games, with 169 votes!
“GENERAL BENNETT!"
"What is it, Sergeant Kitty?"
"We have spotted Private Darcy, ma'am! He’s headed west to Pemberley - we have to move in now, Elizabeth!"
"I’LL TELL YOU WHEN WE MOVE, SERGEANT KITTY."
. . .
"Okay. Now’s fine. Where did I put my parasol?"
"TAKE COVER, GENERAL BENNETT! IT’S MR. COLLINS!!"
"I need backup!! Where’s an ugly spinster-type?"
"Launch Charlotte Lucas!"
"Here goes!!"
Wedding bells
"Whew. That was too close, Sergeant Kitty."
"We must hurry, General Bennett. Private Wickham and Private Lydia are stationed near Longbourn fighting off the Bingley Battalion."
"Gah, those people."
"I know, the WORST, right?"
"General Bennett, ma’am, do you think we might be going overboard with this pursuit?"
"We are all fools in love, Sergeant Kitty. Write that down somewhere."
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