Thursday, October 28, 2010

Tabloids Terrors #3 by S.D. Hintz and Jerrod Balzer

Tabloids Terrors #3
Alien Perverts Wrecked My Pubes
by S.D. Hintz and Jerrod Balzer

with special guests:
L.L. Soares
Louise Bohmer
Daniel Russell

Published: 2009
Genre: Aliens, Comedy
Paperback: 83 pages
Rating: 4

Description from the publisher:
Aliens are total nymphos, and we are their throwaway sluts. Despite their higher intelligence and technological advances, this third romp through the tabloids will expose their insatiable appetite for a piece of ass (or what comes out of it).

Learn the dangers of eating crotch circle corn. Witness a harrowing battle between alien midgets and a rat while in a crack whore’s vagina. Delight in the thrills of alien probes gone wild and smack your lips on some out-of-this-world barbecue ribs.

My two-bits:
In-a-word(s): uvf
Beware: adult humor, errrrrr

Hill-lair-ee-ous! What a ride!

Here be aliens in a different light *cough*.

Plenty of LOL and sick moments in this bitty book. However, some underlying messages if you so choose to delve.


Could be considered a fun treat or maybe a trick kinda book, you can decide...

-+0+o+ Book Giveaway +o+0+-

Win my book.

Open to those over age 18.

Offer ends: October 31, 2010


1. Sign the guestbook (if you signed it already or in September - no need)

2. You know I like jokes - tell me an alien joke.


Contest has ended - winner is here


* review copy courtesy of Skullvines Press

-+0+o+ October Trix-n-Treatz schedule +o+0+-


  1. :O :O :O
    You are SICK (and I LUV it!) ... roflmbo!!!
    Where do you FIND this stuff :D omg....
    The crack whore in the trash can was great. Heck, I wanna read the fist two volumes, too.

    Okee Dokee. Bubba has a few alien jokes he wants to tell ya:

    "Whut do you call Six-Toes-Ted standing in the middle o' a crop circle? - A CIRCLE JERK.

    "Whut did t'aleein say to Six-Toes-Ted? - Is there intelligent life on this planet?

    "Why do Leroy Bob sleep ever night in his Ford pick-up? - 'Cos ain't no self-respectin' aleein gonna abduct no fool who drives a Ford is why.

  2. Not sure about this one, but hey!

    Did you hear about the man who was captured by extra-terrestrial teddy bears?
    He had a close encounter of the furred kind

  3. Two aliens landed in the Arizona desert near an abandoned gas station. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it.

    "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader."

    The gas pumps of course, didn't respond. The alien repeated the greeting. Again there was no response. The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pumps haughty attitude, drew his ray gun, and said impatiently, "Greetings earthling. We come in peace. How dare you ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader, or I'll fire!"

    The other alien shouted to his comrade, "No, you don't want to make him mad!" But before he finished his warning, the first alien fired.

    There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert, where they landed in a heap rather abruptly. When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the other one and said, "What a ferocious creature. It damn near killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous?"

    The other alien answered, "If there's one thing I've learned during my travels through the galaxy, when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear, you don't mess with him."

  4. What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !

  5. What did the alien say when his flying saucer landed in a stud farm?
    Take me to your breeder!

  6. What are aliens' favourite sweets?

  7. Why are aliens messy tea-drinkers?
    With flying saucers, it's hard not to spill it!

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  9. Heeh, expose their insatiable appetite for a piece of ass (or what comes out of it).Gosh like I said it is too early in the morning for me to read that! lol
    God! lol

    Now, new joke since the one I found was already posted! :P

    What do you call a spaceship with a faulty air-conditioning unit?

    A frying saucer

  10. On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed on a sheep-and-cattle ranch outside Roswell, an incident they say has been covered up by the military.

    March 31, 1948, nine months after that day, Al Gore was born.

    That clears up a lot of things.


    k_sunshine1977 at yahoo dot com

  11. Where do aliens get their eggs?
    From the little green hen


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